umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

ughstounding:

Slam fucking dunked

ughstounding:

Slam fucking dunked

theslimemonster:

Zombieland

imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

tonjinl:

so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food

tonjinl:

so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food